tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

qothqueen:

*organizes life at 3am*

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

I’m either happy because of nothing, or sad because of everything.
― Unknown (via perfect)